Office by Alex Penny
hi, i'm brandon. wassup? :)
If you don't know who I am, chances are, I don't know who you are either...but follow me and we can change that. :D
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Shotokan Karate
Shorin- Ryu Karate
Drums
Xbox Live :)
2007 Honda Civic
um....yeah lol if ya need someone to talk to, hit me up! I like to think that I'm a pretty nice dude. hehe
"The Past Is Only The Future With The Lights On"
Lost a follower…what is it?! Is my penis not up to your standards? Dx
one half of tumblr:
“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”other half of tumblr:
“unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
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Damn she lookin gooooooood!
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So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his…
I have a plan…it’s icky, but it could work. Now bear with me on this…whew! Alright, so what if ALL the remaining humans on earth stopped eating for like a week and worked up an enormous appetite and just ate all the zombies? What would happen? Would we subconsciously become the zombies, and the zombies, us? Would they try to run from their inevitable end? Will zombie meat taste good with ketchup? So many questions…
…Orrr we could shoot them….
But eating them is so much more dramatic!!! Like how would you feel if someone said “the human race’s last hope, is to eat each and every zombie, turning the predators into the prey.” rather than “oh let’s just shoot em all :/” hahaha
You’d turn into a zombie if you ate them though… LOL
Well then!!! >:( in a world where you don’t turn into a zombie if you eat them, that would be badass!
Who the hell besides Brandon thinks of this shit? LMFAO!
Haha people who will survive the zombie apocalypse the creative way!
I agree with Kaleo though. That would be a pretty ironic way of saving humanity. xD
Well hey, anythings possible! As long as there’s an endless supply of Tabasco, ketchup, and maybe some A-1. And we’re all g!
Should be like Tallahassee in Zombieland and search for our favorite food item. LOL!
My favorite food item won’t be hard to find. Since they will be trying to find us hahaha jkjk zombie is not my favorite food
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Haha you laugh now but when your struggling to find your favorite food and I’m Chowin down on zombie brains you’ll wish zombie was your favorite food!!!!!! Hahahahaha
